Anonymous asked: If Alice refuses you, would you be interested in a girl with LONG blonde hair, many, many freckles, who also happens to think you are just too sexy? ^_-
I shall repeat myself yet a third time!
The front door is *still* unlocked. First come first serve….and yes, I know that my wording just lent a rather inappropriate flavor to this conversation.
Anonymous asked: If (when? if?) you and Alice ever get married, where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
Or a tabletop, a sturdy tree limb, a ferris wheel, a unicycle, an inflated bounce house, so on and so forth. Because I’m flexible like that.
Anonymous asked: What's going to happen when pigs fly?
I live in Wonderland. Pigs have been flying here for eons. Green pigs, at that. Next!
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU A GOD
*is zapped anyway*
Anonymous asked: Dearest Reggie, I am no Merida but I do sport red hair and LOADS of freckles, possibly more than you could count. What would you say if I said that I loved you??
I would say that my front door is (still) unlocked.
Anonymous asked: Just saw the new installment. That's gotta be a disappointment for you, huh Reg?
Anonymous asked: what do you think of Tim Burton's Hatter?
Anonymous asked: You've been chasing after Alice for a while. What do you think you'd do if she ever walked up to you and confessed her love to you?
Anonymous asked: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
You have my sincere condolences.
Anonymous asked: Where did you learn to dance with such finesse?
ON YOUR FUTURE GRAVE