If (when? if?) you and Alice ever get married, where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
Anonymous
A bedroom.
Or a tabletop, a sturdy tree limb, a ferris wheel, a unicycle, an inflated bounce house, so on and so forth. Because I’m flexible like that.
Literally.
What's going to happen when pigs fly?
Anonymous
I live in Wonderland. Pigs have been flying here for eons. Green pigs, at that. Next!
Dearest Reggie, I am no Merida but I do sport red hair and LOADS of freckles, possibly more than you could count. What would you say if I said that I loved you??
Anonymous
I would say that my front door is (still) unlocked.
Just saw the new installment. That's gotta be a disappointment for you, huh Reg?
Anonymous
what do you think of Tim Burton's Hatter?
Anonymous
You've been chasing after Alice for a while. What do you think you'd do if she ever walked up to you and confessed her love to you?
Anonymous
Anonymous
You have my sincere condolences.
Where did you learn to dance with such finesse?
Anonymous
ON YOUR FUTURE GRAVE
You know, there's another redhead with freckles roaming the Disney parks....with a sketchpad and a camera ~nudge nudge wink wink~ But for the love of mercy don't tell the Captain I sent you ~hides~
Anonymous
I know who you speak of, and the answer is a hearty NO THANK YOU. That woman created me so I expect that she could very well uncreate me, too. Do you want my grave marker to say that my existence was ended by a gum eraser?
